SOCKS ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE, YOU FOOL!

It's true. They have their own society, complete with their own customs and traditions.

They communicate through a complex system of knots and tangles, but somehow, they make it work.

Some say it's a metaphor for the fragility of human relationships, while others claim it's just a bunch of yarn.

We're not here to judge. We're just here to tell you that socks are actually people.

Want to learn more about their society?

Read about their utopian lifestyle

Discover their unique communication methods

Or, you know, just leave us alone, because, honestly, we're not really sure if we're ready for the world to know.